How dare you.

We went out of our way to invite you to our wedding and you just decline like that? I see how it is.

Dollars we wasted on your invitation

“I really just dislike having fun, that’s why I’m looking forward to having nothing to do with your wedding. Thanks for making me feel included though.”

You

Person who didn't go to our cool party

This live footage of the party you’re missing out on.

Do you feel the FOMO yet?

It's okay, we didn't need you anyway

In fact the party will probably be better off without you

Click here to regret not coming Click here if you realize this is obviously a joke and we hope you have a great time doing whatever you're doing instead of coming to our wedding.